Fompark is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, merciful wren.

Fompark created the planet Jupiter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fompark, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Fompark, he will turn you into a duck.

Fompark's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Fompark's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Worship no other gods but Fompark.

5. Respect your elders.