Logdubflat Bannuttkim is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, unselfish weasel.

Logdubflat Bannuttkim created matter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Logdubflat Bannuttkim, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Logdubflat Bannuttkim, he will be mildly annoyed.

Logdubflat Bannuttkim's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Logdubflat Bannuttkim's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shorts.

2. Never wear indigo hats.

3. Never paint your chest mauve.

4. Worship no other gods but Logdubflat Bannuttkim.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.