Cudlipbud is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, happy deer.

Cudlipbud created viruses four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cudlipbud, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cudlipbud, she will turn you into a mouse.

Cudlipbud's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Cudlipbud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never sprint in holy places.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not kill birds.

5. Never look in ponds.