Pidstigbut is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, staggering bat.

Pidstigbut created viruses three billion years ago.

If you believe in Pidstigbut, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Pidstigbut, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Pidstigbut's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Pidstigbut's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a room before entering it.

2. Never write about dark matter.

3. Never mention foxes.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Pidstigbut in the centre of the settlement.