Looptoflipbit is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, egotistical snake.

Looptoflipbit created the Sol system three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Looptoflipbit, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Looptoflipbit, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Looptoflipbit's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Looptoflipbit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum field theory.

2. Do not wear violet clothing.

3. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Looptoflipbit on top of all buildings.

4. Never write about stars.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.