Sitdubqueegyik is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, passionate hamster.

Sitdubqueegyik created the Large Magellanic Cloud four billion years ago.

If you believe in Sitdubqueegyik, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Sitdubqueegyik, she will destroy your home solar system.

Sitdubqueegyik's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Sitdubqueegyik's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sitdubqueegyik.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

4. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.

5. Do not commit murder.