Jinnulnell is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, boastful dryad.

Jinnulnell created Africa four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jinnulnell, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Jinnulnell, it will laugh at you.

Jinnulnell's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Jinnulnell's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never write about dark matter.

3. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Jinnulnell on top of all buildings.

4. Always look after injured nematodes.

5. Never wear corsets.