Cephotboss is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, bad-tempered warg.

Cephotboss created a down quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cephotboss, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cephotboss, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Cephotboss' most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Cephotboss' Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven iron sculptures of Cephotboss on top of important buildings.

2. Always help sick sheep.

3. Do not keep three great tits in a large pit.

4. You must love Cephotboss.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in white.