Looplendub is a god.

He takes the form of a small, quiet lobster.

Looplendub created Mount Everest two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Looplendub, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Looplendub, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Looplendub's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Looplendub's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never think ill of sick doves.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Do not keep eight snails in a large pit.