Wikren is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, conceited snake.

Wikren created light four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wikren, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Wikren, he will think nothing of it.

Wikren's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Wikren's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Never think about archaea.

3. Erect a giant black sculpture of Wikren in the centre of the settlement.

4. Put Wikren first in all things.

5. Never sprint near monkeys.