Ingtifgesskad is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, stupid finch.

Ingtifgesskad created silver three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ingtifgesskad, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Ingtifgesskad, he will be very sad.

Ingtifgesskad's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Ingtifgesskad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark matter.

2. Do not wear tin on your body.

3. Never go into cyan rooms.

4. Never feed lots of spinach to ducks while wearing violet kilts.

5. Do not chop down trees.