Bedkenvil is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, able alligator.

Bedkenvil created the universe five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bedkenvil, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Bedkenvil, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Bedkenvil's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Bedkenvil's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Bedkenvil.

2. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never feed lots of peas to turtles while wearing magenta trousers.