Fas is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, merciless hedgehog.

Fas created gold eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fas, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fas, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fas' most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Fas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never mention foxes.

3. Run away if eight mites approach from the east.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Fas in the centre of the settlement.