Fas is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unfair raven.

Fas created the world two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fas, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fas, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Fas' most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Fas' Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of lemons to sheep while wearing gray scarves.

2. Never talk about dark energy.

3. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never go into magenta rooms.