Sabgebbasswee is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, wise monkey.

Sabgebbasswee created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Sabgebbasswee, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Sabgebbasswee, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Sabgebbasswee's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Sabgebbasswee's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt squirrels.

2. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.

3. Never think about enzymes.

4. Aardvarks are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not cook food in pots.