Botkinhoncud is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, tranquil yak.

Botkinhoncud created Asia four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Botkinhoncud, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Botkinhoncud, he will destroy your home solar system.

Botkinhoncud's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Botkinhoncud's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate doves.

3. Always look after injured gulls.

4. Hide if four cats approach from the west.

5. Never go into turquoise rooms.