Arnwitdavmab is a god.

She takes the form of a small, deceitful dolphin.

Arnwitdavmab created an atom eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arnwitdavmab, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Arnwitdavmab, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Arnwitdavmab's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Arnwitdavmab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never think about solid mechanics near snakes while wearing pink shoes and balancing eight carbon spheres on your arms.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate turtles.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never feed nuts to tapirs while wearing purple stockings.