Fabpodbud is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, fast donkey.

Fabpodbud created the Whirlpool Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Fabpodbud, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fabpodbud, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Fabpodbud's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Fabpodbud's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Always help mites in need.

3. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate frogs.