Bogmilgeb is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, humane dragonfly.

Bogmilgeb created an atom six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogmilgeb, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bogmilgeb, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Bogmilgeb's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Bogmilgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always help sick mites.

3. Do not sprint in public.

4. Never feed apples to tapirs while wearing mauve boots.

5. Do not wear pink clothing.