Cissnadquill Besthigjop is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, effective jellyfish.

Cissnadquill Besthigjop created the Cigar Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Cissnadquill Besthigjop, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cissnadquill Besthigjop, it will throw large rocks at you.

Cissnadquill Besthigjop's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Cissnadquill Besthigjop's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Cissnadquill Besthigjop loves geese, so they must be respected.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not chant in public.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.