Likvonkgar is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, sage snake.

Likvonkgar created the Black Eye Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Likvonkgar, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Likvonkgar, it will be very sad.

Likvonkgar's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Likvonkgar's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed corn to frogs while wearing skirts.

2. Do not wear pink clothing.

3. Put Likvonkgar first in all things.

4. Do not keep five manatees in a large pit.

5. Never feed grapes to seals while wearing magenta shoes.