Larnyarjon is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, temperamental weasel.

Larnyarjon created the Sunflower Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Larnyarjon, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Larnyarjon, she will turn you into a sheep.

Larnyarjon's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Larnyarjon's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Larnyarjon.

2. Run away from yellow moths, for they are unholy.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.