Lakbudrig is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, witless lizard.

Lakbudrig created silver five million years ago.

If you believe in Lakbudrig, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Lakbudrig, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Lakbudrig's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Lakbudrig's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed aubergines to nematodes while wearing fawn shoes.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never feed lots of cucumbers to cats while wearing yellow shorts.