Hugfenyart is a god.
She takes the form of a very thin, dishonest
dragonfly.
Hugfenyart created energy eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Hugfenyart, she will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Hugfenyart, she will turn you into an amoeba.
Hugfenyart's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.
Hugfenyart's Holy Commandments1. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.
2. Never leap in holy places.
3. Never think about photosynthesis.
4. Never skip near manatees.
5. Show mercy to disobedient children.