Yargessas is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, overgenerous rat.

Yargessas created viruses five million years ago.

If you believe in Yargessas, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Yargessas, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Yargessas' most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Yargessas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear carbon on your body.

2. Do not shave your arms.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Erect a giant green sculpture of Yargessas in the centre of the settlement.

5. Yargessas must be the most important thing in your life.