Stikjapquaf is a god.
It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, loving
bear.
Stikjapquaf created light seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Stikjapquaf, it will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Stikjapquaf, it will throw large rocks at you.
Stikjapquaf's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.
Stikjapquaf's Holy Commandments1. Never pour water over plants.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
3. Do not make images of living things.
4. Always treat badgers with great respect.
5. Do not cook food in pots.