Wanligzig is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, boastful badger.

Wanligzig created the Sombrero Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wanligzig, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Wanligzig, she will be very sad.

Wanligzig's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Wanligzig's Holy Commandments

1. Always help foxes in need.

2. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Wanligzig in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not keep nine goats in a large pit.

4. Never jump near otters.

5. Do not dye your hair turquoise.