Bidgatflam is a god.
He takes the form of a fat, charitable
rat.
Bidgatflam created the Virgo Supercluster three million years ago.
If you believe in
Bidgatflam, he will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Bidgatflam, he will destroy your home solar system.
Bidgatflam's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.
Bidgatflam's Holy Commandments1. Never eat bark.
2. Always help eagles.
3. Never play with disobedient children.
4. Never think about the strong nuclear force near squirrels while wearing red ear rings and balancing six copper spheres on your back.
5. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.