Bidgatflam is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, charitable rat.

Bidgatflam created the Virgo Supercluster three million years ago.

If you believe in Bidgatflam, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bidgatflam, he will destroy your home solar system.

Bidgatflam's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Bidgatflam's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always help eagles.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force near squirrels while wearing red ear rings and balancing six copper spheres on your back.

5. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.