Higtonhot is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, charitable snail.

Higtonhot created the universe four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Higtonhot, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Higtonhot, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Higtonhot's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Higtonhot's Holy Commandments

1. Otters are not to be trusted.

2. Never eat oranges.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Worship no other gods but Higtonhot.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.