Zagvinced is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, unthinking rat.

Zagvinced created bats six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zagvinced, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Zagvinced, she will curse you with boils.

Zagvinced's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Zagvinced's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of peanuts to monkeys while wearing green ear rings.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.

3. Do not dye your hair indigo.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Never think ill of sick shrews.