Teenflankar is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, amazing weasel.

Teenflankar created the Sunflower Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Teenflankar, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Teenflankar, it will turn you into a rat.

Teenflankar's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Teenflankar's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never mention moths.

3. You must never eat onions.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.