Pibsomfit is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, witty raven.

Pibsomfit created humankind eight million years ago.

If you believe in Pibsomfit, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Pibsomfit, she will turn you into a mouse.

Pibsomfit's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Pibsomfit's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a building before entering it.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate birds.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never mention porpoises.