Doggethap is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, vain octopus.

Doggethap created a bottom quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Doggethap, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Doggethap, he will turn you into a duck.

Doggethap's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Doggethap's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick pigs.

2. Always help seals in need.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never eat rice.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.