Arncisskan is a god.

It takes the form of a small, kind lizard.

Arncisskan created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Arncisskan, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Arncisskan, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Arncisskan's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Arncisskan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about grasshopers.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always help sick shrews.