Cipbuttarg is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, thoughtless snake.

Cipbuttarg created a quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cipbuttarg, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cipbuttarg, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Cipbuttarg's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Cipbuttarg's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Feed all hungry pigs.

3. Learn eight new languages a year.

4. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Cipbuttarg in the centre of the settlement.

5. You must pray to Cipbuttarg six times a day.