Sugmetbam is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, able badger.

Sugmetbam created the Small Magellanic Cloud four billion years ago.

If you believe in Sugmetbam, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Sugmetbam, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Sugmetbam's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Sugmetbam's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry hamsters.

2. Never feed pineapples to sheep while wearing blue corsets.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. You must never eat strawberries.

5. Hide from yellow moths for they are unholy.