Sterbamlat is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, capable jellyfish.

Sterbamlat created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine million years ago.

If you believe in Sterbamlat, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sterbamlat, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Sterbamlat's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Sterbamlat's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not eat cherries.

3. You must never eat apples.

4. Sterbamlat loves tapirs, so they must be respected.

5. Do not dye your hair gray.