Rillortbarncub Omingonstrag Quaggambon is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, wise dingo.

Rillortbarncub Omingonstrag Quaggambon created a Higgs boson three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rillortbarncub Omingonstrag Quaggambon, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Rillortbarncub Omingonstrag Quaggambon, she will come to you in dreams.

Rillortbarncub Omingonstrag Quaggambon's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Rillortbarncub Omingonstrag Quaggambon's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention hamsters.

2. Never talk about electromagnetism near frogs while wearing blue skirts.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

5. Always pray immersed in water.