Dudsadcitfarvan is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, merciless scorpion.

Dudsadcitfarvan created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dudsadcitfarvan, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dudsadcitfarvan, she will throw large rocks at you.

Dudsadcitfarvan's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Dudsadcitfarvan's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four silver sculptures of Dudsadcitfarvan on top of important buildings.

2. Do not take Dudsadcitfarvan's name in vain.

3. Worship no other gods but Dudsadcitfarvan.

4. Do not kill cats.

5. Never think about galaxies.