Vogdubnell is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, effective mouse.

Vogdubnell created the Sol system five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vogdubnell, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Vogdubnell, it will ignore you.

Vogdubnell's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Vogdubnell's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about spacetime.

2. Never talk about thermodynamics.

3. You must love Vogdubnell.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.