Fabontgabont is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, compassionate crow.

Fabontgabont created Europe five billion years ago.

If you believe in Fabontgabont, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fabontgabont, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Fabontgabont's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Fabontgabont's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about aubergines.

2. Do not kill geese.

3. Never hurt cats.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never talk about fire.