Teendodnull is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, charitable swan.

Teendodnull created the Milkyway four years ago.

If you believe in Teendodnull, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Teendodnull, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Teendodnull's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Teendodnull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

2. Always obey Teendodnull's priests.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not dye your hair magenta.