Yarthottit Kimrothas is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, wise dog.

Yarthottit Kimrothas created the Whirlpool Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarthottit Kimrothas, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Yarthottit Kimrothas, she will make you grow a tail.

Yarthottit Kimrothas' most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Yarthottit Kimrothas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Run away if eight mice approach from the south.

3. Never feed nuts to manatees while wearing stockings.

4. Cats are not to be trusted.

5. You must never eat parsnips.