Gil is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, pitiless raccoon.

Gil created a photon two years ago.

If you believe in Gil, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gil, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Gil's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Gil's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at comets.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.