Sitdagmad is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unfair mole.

Sitdagmad created the Small Magellanic Cloud three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sitdagmad, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sitdagmad, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Sitdagmad's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Sitdagmad's Holy Commandments

1. Sitdagmad loves ducks, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not take Sitdagmad's name in vain.

3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sitdagmad.

5. Always take life seriously.