Hugster is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, smart mole.

Hugster created a photon eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hugster, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hugster, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Hugster's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Hugster's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always help swans in need.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.