Rotlanvag is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, flying wyrm.

Rotlanvag created the planet Saturn nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rotlanvag, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Rotlanvag, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Rotlanvag's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Rotlanvag's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine swans approach from the south.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Do not keep four whales in a large pit.