Rigsomfid is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, cheerful sheep.

Rigsomfid created light seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rigsomfid, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Rigsomfid, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Rigsomfid's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Rigsomfid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear zinc on your body.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always obey Rigsomfid's priests.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

5. You must never eat nuts.