Xucpopyatt is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, two-faced deer.

Xucpopyatt created the Whirlpool Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xucpopyatt, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Xucpopyatt, he will destroy your home solar system.

Xucpopyatt's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Xucpopyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moons.

2. Never write about galaxies.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always help sheep.

5. Erect a large gold sculpture of Xucpopyatt on top of all buildings.