Likraktip is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, duplicitous monkey.

Likraktip created viruses three billion years ago.

If you believe in Likraktip, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Likraktip, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Likraktip's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Likraktip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

2. Always make sure there are no great tits in a building before entering it.

3. Always obey Likraktip's priests.

4. Hamsters are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not kill pigs.